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Friday, May 24 Subject: Misdiagnosing Mort’s Bibliophilia Time: 9:10pm Mafalda: Then, people misdiagnosed me as well… Can’t wait to see you again! Mort: Same here, El Madre del Farah! Monday, May 27 Subject: Five Pillars Of Mortdom Time: 7:16pm Wednesday, … Continue reading →

Wednesday, May 15 Subject: Geriatrics Challenge Their Own Behavior Time: 5:15pm Thursday, May 16 Subject: Maserati Customer Service Time: 7:21pm iam not the only one! http://finance.yahoo.com/news/trend-stunt-maserati-smashed-china-153148111.html Friday, May 17 Subject: El Madre Illuminati Time: 4:57pm —————————————- Subject: The Unknown Fate … Continue reading →

Wednesday, May 8 Subject: A “Kafsh-Dooz” At Work…. Time: 1:20pm In Eyeran we call ladybugs “Kafsh-dooz” or cobbler-shoe repairman! —————————————- Subject: Dyslexia And Its Problems… Time: 3:50pm I read this “Wolfpack Fuck”! Thursday, May 9 Subject: The Koons That Jeff … Continue reading →

Thursday, May 2 Subject: Idol Worshipping Is Allowed In Islam, According To A Hadith Time: 4:30pm —————————————- Subject: Ass-Pool-Holes Time: 4:32pm —————————————- Subject: Caribbean Masculinity Time: 4:32pm —————————————- Subject: Lennin Was An A-Hole Time: 4:33pm —————————————- Subject: Underwear Screening To … Continue reading →

Sunday, April 28 Subject: Master Mort Leading Pupils Of His Sufi (Dis)Order Time: 4:59pm Miguel: But they are not swirling without underwear Mort: Next time suga’ —————————————- Subject: Kir-Shahr, The Unfortunate Name Of The Township Associated With Baqtashis Time: 6:02pm … Continue reading →

Thursday, April 29 Subject: “Of Cracks And Rods” Time: 4:49pm —————————————- Subject: Resurrection Of Christopher Reeve Time: 4:52pm —————————————- Subject: Mobility & Globalization Time: 4:54pm —————————————- Subject: A Suitor For MEC’s “Riv” Time: 4:56pm Friday, April 26 Subject: Watermelon For … Continue reading →

Friday, March 29 Subject: After The Coup Mort’s Former Court Minstrel Is now A Street Musician Time: 4:14pm Saturday, March 30 Subject: Arcading To The Hausmannized Square Of Mortirio Diaz, Puebla, Mexico Time: 4:05pm —————————————- Subject: Two Giacommeti Pieces Within … Continue reading →

Sunday, March 24 Subject: The Unknown Symbolism Of Small Fish In Small Bowl Time: 7:37pm —————————————- Subject: Good News For Unemployment Time: 7:41pm Tuesday, March 26 Subject: Herman Miller Celeste, The Complete Set! Time: 9:49pm Yesterday Subject: Pushin’ Dem Drugz … Continue reading →

Friday, March 22 Subject: In Iran This Film Is Dubbed “Yes.” Time: 5:45pm —————————————- Subject: Indo-Morta, A New Oenological Project By Mort And His Gujarati Associates Time: 5:47pm —————————————- Subject: Disco Is Not Dead! Time: 5:48pm —————————————- Subject: “Freaks & … Continue reading →

Monday, March 18 Subject: Futile Hand Beating On A Closed Door Time: 1:00pm —————————————- Subject: Getting Pissed Off By Financial Institutions Time: 1:14pm Miguel: You don’t wanna know what’s next in our worldwide demonstrations! —————————————- Subject: USDA Prime Time: 1:01pm … Continue reading →