Author Archives: saharloo

Mort Is Ironman

Tuesday, September 17 Subject: Haroun Al-Elekhsous Time: 9:17am —————————————- Subject: The Operators Of Mort’s Outsourced Fitness Regime (India) Time: 9:19am —————————————- Subject: Auto Of The Future: One Horse Power (Falcon Optional) Time: 9:27am —————————————- Subject: Ahmadinejad’s Other Denial Time: 9:29am … Continue reading

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Mort Van Der Rohe

Tuesday, September 10 Subject: How Human Rights Activities Began To Fade Time: 12:42pm —————————————- Subject: A Joint Phillip Johnson-Mies Van Der Rhoe Project Was Sidewalked Time: 12:44pm —————————————- Subject: Mr. And Mrs. Cello Smith Going To A Function Time: 12:47pm … Continue reading

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Mort in Berlin

Monday, September 2 Subject: Uzun Hassan vs Uzun Hussein Time: 6:04pm —————————————- Subject: Cherry Tomato Time: 6:06pm —————————————- Subject: Deprived Of Coiffeur Time: 6:07pm —————————————- Subject: Looking FOR My Truck’s Nipples Time: 6:09pm —————————————- Subject: Solitary Mortfinement With Mi Corazone! … Continue reading

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Husni Is a Boob Man

Saturday, August 17 Subject: Al-Tammis, An Arab In Vienna Time: 6:56pm —————————————- Subject: Yasmine And Mort Discredit Jackson Pollack Time: 8:22pm Monday, August 19 Subject: Professor “Permanent Sufferer” aka Ranjbar-Daemi Time: 4:54pm http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:http://www.manchester.ac.uk/research/siavush.randjbar-daemi/ Sahar: is that what his name means? … Continue reading

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Mort Wants to Go for a Ride

Monday, August 5 Subject: Mortomobile Revisited Time: 4:09pm Friday, August 9 Subject: “Let Us Damage Your Car,” Read The Dyslexic Time: 9:30am —————————————- Subject: Halal Is Humane Time: 9:33am —————————————- Subject: Horology And Whore Editions Time: 9:34am —————————————- Subject: Extreme … Continue reading

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A High Dosage of Ambivalence

Tuesday, July 30 Subject: Obsessive “Going Green” Therapy Time: 7:35pm —————————————- Subject: The Difficult Task Of Tattooing Dalmations Time: 7:33pm Miguel: “Cholo” dog… Thursday, August 1 Subject: Mortavam-os-Saltaneh And His New Cabinet Time: 3:17pm —————————————- Subject: Silent And Alphabetic Resistance … Continue reading

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Do Quails Kiss and Tell?

Monday, July, 22 Subject: Dr. Aristotle Cure, The VD Physician Time: 1:27pm —————————————- Subject: French Kissing A Quail Time: 2:17pm Miguel: Is “true love,” the quail says Mort: Quails fake it often! —————————————- Subject: Communal Quail Love Time: 2:18pm —————————————- … Continue reading

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Mort Doesn’t Reveal His Sources

Tuesday, July 9 Subject: Watermelon Deconstructed Time: 6:26pm —————————————- Subject: United Turns Water Into Sh….t! Time: 6:28pm —————————————- Subject: The Middle East Attacks Again–The MERS! Time: 6:24pm Miguel: What are the symptoms? Anxiety? Zero Tolerance? Anti-American attitudes? —————————————- Subject: I’ll … Continue reading

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Crowds Are a Drag

Saturday, June 15 Subject: Did Stravinsky Create Encyclopaedia Iranica? Time: 8:36pm Sunday, June 16 Subject: X-Rated Polish Cultural Festival (TWO PICS) Time: 10:22pm Monday, June 17 Subject: Mort And His “Shell Company” Time: 6:38pm —————————————- Subject: Setting The Gold Standard … Continue reading

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Mort’s Niche

Friday, May 24 Subject: Misdiagnosing Mort’s Bibliophilia Time: 9:10pm Mafalda: Then, people misdiagnosed me as well… Can’t wait to see you again! Mort: Same here, El Madre del Farah! Monday, May 27 Subject: Five Pillars Of Mortdom Time: 7:16pm Wednesday, … Continue reading

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