Wednesday, October 2
Subject: How To Kill A Mocking-Beard!
Time: 10:46am
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Subject: “Stuff Your Lungs With Medicaments,” Says Mort’s Slogan
Time: 10:47am
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Subject: Mitten Romney’s Hidden Love
Time: 10:48am
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Subject: Tin Tin As Baseej
Time: 10:49am
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Subject: Medal Of Sun-As-Mort
Time: 10:50am
Miguel: Pretty nice
Mort: Mort Del Sol?
Miguel: That sounds like a hotel in Playa
Mort: Playa Del Mortmen?
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Subject: The Nishan Of Minature Double Purple Heart Given To Mort Baharlove
Time: 10:51am
Miguel: A medal for “spreading love” worldwide?
Mort: Selfish love!
Miguel: The most fast rewarding of all!
Mort: Self-love is better
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Subject: The Pillow-Holder Wears Nothing
Time: 11:08am
Miguel: Not even shame
Mort: Shame is pre-post-modern!
Miguel: Shame of covering below her waist!
Mort: That is ignominious!
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Subject: Orientalism And The Art Of Equilibrium Building
Time: 11:17am
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Subject: Oh Snap!
Time: 11:20am
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Subject: Accurate Prediction About Mullahs–Iranshahr, 11 March, 1924
Time: 2:11pm
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Subject: Iranshahr
Time: 2:15pm
Yesterday
Subject: A Starfruit That Thought He Was A Lemon, But Settled On Being A Lame Lime
Time: 3:29pm
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Subject: Craving For Past Grandeur…
Time: 3:50pm
…But the banal presence is too stubborn!
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Subject: Mort’s New Acquisition
Time: 4:00pm
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Subject: A Mahabad Kurdish Gentleman’s Costume
Time: 4:02pm
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Subject: A Bacterium As Topographic Image Of A Drought-Stricken Golf Course
Time: 4:06pm
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Subject: Next To The Lion-And-Sun Insignia, Ali Felt Regal!
Time: 9:36pm
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Subject: “Love Stories Suck, But…”
Time: 10:05pm
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Subject: Ibrahimic Love
Time: 10:13pm
Today
Subject: When Sun Turned Away, The Lion Lost His Sword And Disaster Ensued
Time: 10:03am
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Subject: Orange Marmalades From Darab
Time: 10:11am
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Subject: Sanctity Of Truth Vandalized
Time: 10:14am
