Friday, September 7

Subject: Balkanization Of Ahmadijenad After The Supreme Leader Dismisses Him
Time: 4:16pm

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Subject: Graphic Design To Promote Facing Obstacles!
Time: 4:28pm

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Subject: She Envies Mort’s Full-Moon Face
Time: 5:42pm

Saturday, September 8

Subject: A Pigeon Led A Prisoner To Cesspool
Time: 2:51pm

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Subject: McDonald’s Promotes Drinking One’s Own Body Fluids
Time: 4:27pm

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Subject: I See $ On That Pasta!
Time: 4:30pm

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Subject: “Street Module,” Designed By Phillip Starck As Noted In “Taxonomy Of Chairs”
Time: 4:34pm

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Subject: Vertical Zoo-Sexuality Par Excellence
Time: 4:35pm

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Subject: The License To Be A Physian Violator
Time: 4:38pm

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Subject: Mortrait Of Mort With Lilli And Naked Couple Having Take-Out
Time: 4:44pm

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Subject: Rubber Abuse By Asphyxiation
Time: 4:49pm

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Subject: When Rostam Was Asleep Tahmineh Molested Rakhsh
Time: 5:15pm

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Subject: The Day Empress Soraya Asked Her Attendants To Go On Jenny Craig Diet
Time: 7:39pm

Yesterday

Subject: Failure Of Limb Salvage
Time: 6:55pm

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Subject: Mort’s Former Girlfriend Who Stole All Of His Style Ideas
Time: 7:08pm

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Subject: A Binary View Of A Middle Aged Woman (Iran, Circa 1939)
Time: 7:21pm

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Subject: The Family That Cannot Quit Smoking
Time: 7:22pm

Today

Subject: Disease Causing Babes!
Time: 4:05pm

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Subject: Mort Is Preparing For His Gansgta’ Board Certification
Time: 4:55pm

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Subject: An Image Of New Republicanism #1
Time: 7:37pm

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Subject: Image Of New Republicanism #2
Time: 7:39pm

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Subject: Inter-Racial Love
Time: 8:00pm