Friday, August 17
Subject: Wheels Of Misfortune
Miguel: An empty modern caravan resembling the Roman times?
Saturday, August 18
Subject: Mort Is Gold To Humanity
Miguel: A gold statue of Mort would definitely look better than those from Mayawati, the “Dalit Queen” of India.
Monday, August 20
Subject: Prince Lumber And His Towered Castle
Subject: The Art Of Butter & Jam
Subject: An Adventurous Reza Shah Era General
Subject: Looking For The Fifth Leg
Mina: The fourth leg was misplaced, rather…
Mort: It’s the third leg’s fault.
Mort: Because it fed the 4th leg separatist propaganda.
Subject: Mort’s Offspring As A Precious Metal
Miguel: Very refined poster of Sahar
Mort: I’m sure Sahar appreciates this!
Subject: When It Refused To Dispense The Paper I Shot The Cream Out Of It
Tuesday, August 21
Subject: Rebelhood Euphoria Before Shit Hits The Fan!
Subject: Mullah Nasr-ad-Din Had A Dream Of Mort And His World
Subject: Foreskin Alert!
Health Costs May Rise with Drop in Circumcisions
Subject: The Princess Who Demanded “Casual Friday” At The Harem
Mafalda: Oh Mort, what a vision!!!
Miguel: Jajajajajaja … Go back to the uniforms!
Subject: The Deposed Despot Shah And His Solo Ballet Of Vines
Subject: The Election Will Be “Rigged”!
Subject: Mort Is Offering His Fort As Time-Share To Kurdish Rebels
Subject: “My Ass Is A Piano,”…
…said the pickup truck!
Miguel: Can anyone touch it?
Mort: The truck prefers being touched in “F Major”!
Subject: Some Sidewalk Foods Are Microwaveable
Miguel: How rude… You walk into the homeless kitchen …
Mort: Vagabond cuisine is having a comeback!
Subject: The Bus That Fetched Red Espresso
Subject: The Yellow Rose Of Mortonia
Subject: The Mutilation Of “Ancient Regime’s” Goddess Of Multifamily Dwelling
Subject: A Seedy, Vegetarian Snake Oil
Subject: Ahmed The Narcissist
Subject: Industrial Horse Being Carriaged To Mort’s Stable (TWO PICS)
Subject: Hyacinth Spotting
Subject: The Hunt For Purple Cloud