Where’s Morto

Friday, April 20

Subject: “The Shelter” At The Mortopolis
Time: 12:42pm

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Subject: Another Cat In Iranian History
Time: 6:10pm

Saturday, April 21

Subject: Gohrah, Village That Requires You To Travel Via Feces To Get To It!
Time: 10:45pm

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Subject: Mina, Mimosa And Fine Silk
Time: 11:55pm

What about minaret (as in where mullahs chant) and mincemeat?

Today

Subject: Polychromatic Stars Celebrate Mort’s Arrival
Time: 11:24am

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Subject: The Author With Genital Illness
Time: 11:27am

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Subject: Can You Spot The Holy Mort In This Photo?
Time: 11:56am

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Subject: The Raven Who Remembers Edgar Alan Poe
Time: 1:36pm

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Subject: The River That Impersonates An Asphalted Road
Time: 1:36pm

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Subject: Unisex Hot Pants
Time: 1:47pm

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Subject: High Carb Testicles
Time: 1:48pm

 

Sahar: But they’re gluten free!
Mort: I’m on a Protein diet

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Subject: Use Of Sexual Paraphernalia For Animal Abuse Is No Laughing Matter!
Time: 1:50pm

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Subject: Chairman Mortao
Time: 7:10pm

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