Yesterday

Subject: The Lord Sent His Messenger To Satisfy His Followers’ Thirst, But They Only Comprehended The Metric System
Time: 10:21pm

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Subject: Hamburger Eating Is Part Of The Faith
Time: 10:25pm

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Subject: Koran Reading For The Sick Is Futile, Because Most Disease Don’t Comprehend Arabic
Time: 10:29pm

Today

Subject: Phantasmagorias At Mort’s Building
Time: 8:50am

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Subject: Hindu Goddess Greets Mort In Williamsburg
Time: 8:52am

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Subject: Sexual Practices And Chancre d’Intern In Medieval Persia
Time: 8:56am

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Subject: Some Practices At Liberastan
Time: 9:00am

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Subject: Ali’s Vodka
Time: 9:12am

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Subject: Houston Welcomes Mort
Time: 2:59pm