Yesterday

Subject: The Anatomy Of An Actress In Mort’s Freak Show
Time: 1:07am

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Subject: Boots, Coots And The Financial Prosperity Of Disaster
Time: 8:38am

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Subject: When Cornered Into A Dead End “Call The Attendant”
Time: 8:39am

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Subject: Hats Off To Mort
Time: 8:40am

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Subject: A Rendition Of Mort’s Square, Sheikh Mortollah And Masjid-e Shebhe-Mort
Time: 8:43am

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Subject: Mortcohalics Cockanymous
Time: 11:39am

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Subject: Komfortismus Orientalisch Mortismus
Time: 11:42am

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Subject: Contemporary Practices Of Phallic (of American Provenance) Worship In Europe
Time: 11:48am

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Subject: Authorities Disapprove Of Mort’s Affinity For Hamburgers And Strollers
Time: 12:06pm

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Subject: New Acquisition
Time: 2:33pm

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Subject: Anotha’
Time: 2:57pm

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Subject: Wingtip Espadrilles For Mort
Time: 2:58pm

Mina: They look stupid.
Mort: Because I bought them, I’m sure.
Mina: No, dear–they look stupid regardless.
Mort: Mort will flaunt them nonetheless!
Mina: Well, that would be in character…

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Subject: Mr. Khumbo Kachali, President of Malawi
Time: 8:24pm

With all due respect to my bald-headed friends!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khumbo_Kachali