Friday, September 23
Subject: Mosaddegh’s Ferver For Nationalization of Oil & Fuel Was Self Serving
Time: 9:03am
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Subject: The Dormant State Of The Nation Is In Dire Need For A Spark And Eternal Fire
Time: 9:09am
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Subject: Kerchief Dance
Time: 10:30am
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Subject: Her Imperial Majesty’s Cock Chafer
Time: 7:38pm
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Subject: Impressed Orphan Socks
Time: 7:37pm
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Subject: The Era In Which Sahara Respected Her Patriarch
Time: 7:39pm
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Subject: Faux Female Electric Devices Are Required To Practice Hijab
Time: 7:45pm
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Subject: Certain Religions Even Sanctify Their Feces
Time: 7:47pm
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Subject: The Tip Of An Ersatz Iceberg
Time: 7:48pm
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Subject: Mort Was Framed In His Harem
Time: 7:51pm
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Subject: A Logo Proposal For Thrustees
Time: 7:52pm
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Subject: Hermaphrodites, A Niche Market For Hardware Stores
Time: 7:55pm
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Subject: Senator Santorum’s Homosexual Behavior In The Military
Time: 8:00pm
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Subject: Santorum Closeup
Time: 8:02pm
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Subject: Noah Violated Numerous Aspects Of Animal Rights
Time: 8:03pm
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Subject: A Nuclear Sub-Family At The Mortopolis
Time: 8:05pm
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Subject: The Guest Bedroom
Time: 8:07pm
Saturday, September 24
Subject: The Texas Drought Has Affected Many Areas; Immediate Rejuvenation Needed!
Time: 5:08pm
Today!
Subject: Iranian-American Lawyer Working On Transvaginal Cases
Time: 11:00am
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Subject: Mr. Belkin Is Trying To Grow A Mustache
Time: 11:04am
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Subject: The Devil Abducted Eve After Rape-Killing Adam
Time: 11:06am
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Subject: Tavanaa Bovad Har Ke Daanaa Bovad
Time: 11:02am
Mina: How do you know this isn’t meant to be Tea Party Nirvana?
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Subject: The Holy Convents In Upfront, Transparent & Exposed States
Time: 12:35pm
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Subject: “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell” Is Repealed
Time: 2:59pm
Courtesy of Yasmine G. Baharloo
