Friday, July 29
Subject: How To Express To Negligent Children You Miss Them
Time: 10:05pm
Sunday, July 31
Subject: The Neglectful!
Time: 10:19pm
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Subject: When A “Made In China” Object Ridicules Nature!
Time: 11:27pm
Monday, August 1
Subject: Al-Biruni “Of The Exterior”
Time: 12:25am
Mina: Except he wasn’t a Muslim…
Mort: Deep “inside”, nobody is a Muslim!
Mina: In Biruni’s case, you wouldn’t even have to dig to make that observation…
Mort: How so love?
Mina: first you have to drop the “al” and next you have to read his stuff to see how profoundly iranian and non-islamic he was…
Mort: Chashm, eta’at! Should I call him “Reyhee” and not Abu-Reyhan?
Mina: call him gashneez…buwahahahaha….
Mort: Or Jafari (aka Jefferson)!
Mina: what do you suppose hamilton would be?
Mort: Hamilton did not have an Iranian or herbal root!
Mina: do you suppose he was a hammal of tons?
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Subject: Mort The Matchmaker!
Time: 12:55pm
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Subject: The Explosive Side Effect of Dialectics
Time: 1:51pm
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Subject: Mortonian Diplomacy
Time: 2:07pm
Force Feed Greek Yogurt to Turks and Turkish Coffee to Greeks!
Yasmine: demitri is the proof!
Mort: That ad was from his shop!
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Subject: Ass The Suitor
Time: 2:10pm
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Subject: Mort The Harlequin
Time: 2:16pm
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Subject: Mort The Admirable Admiral
Time: 2:17pm
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Subject: Polybarenjenosis
Time: 2:19pm
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Subject: Qaraqoyunlu (the Black Sheep): How to Lampoon the Baharlus
Time: 2:24pm
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Subject: Micromanagement Aint Da Real Work!
Time: 2:26pm
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Subject: Necrophilia of a Young Eggplant
Time: 2:30pm
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Subject: Surprise me!
Time: 3:30pm
http://www.maseratistore.com/en/scale-models/1-43-quattroporte-awards-edition.html
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Subject: “The Grass Is Greener Across The Fence” was the last thing she was thinking about!
Time: 4:39pm
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Subject: granada, anar, nar, pommegranate, mortogranate
Time: 4:57pm
http://www.iranian.com/main/blog/mitradat/pomegranate-three-languages
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Subject: DWI
Time: 6:58pm
Driving While Indian!
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Subject: Mort May Switch Occupation
Time: 8:32pm
Switching to construction because of the aesthetics of its machinery.
