Thursday, June 7
Subject: Pediatric Epicureanism in Iran (most likely Shiraz!)
Time: 2:05pm
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Subject: Sympatico Con Fumar!
Time: 2:59pm
Friday, June 8
Subject: A Tiger Mom’s Dream
Time: 10:30am
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Subject: Foreign Bodies’ Intrusion: Why We Need Immigration Reform!
Time: 10:33am
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Subject: Artificial Trachea Mistaken As Sexual Device
Time: 10:37am
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Subject: Ladjevardi, Khomeini’s Torturer
Time: 10:42am
Because he failed an assassination attempt on the Premier Mansour, he began selling women’s under-garments…and this is how the Islamic Revolution started.
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Subject: The Ancient Use of Hybrid Vehicles
Time: 10:56am
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Subject: When The Caspian Was The Center of the World
Time: 11:00am
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Subject: Only Real Angels Blow Hard!
Time: 11:01am
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Subject: The Treasury Goes Cute!
Time: 11:09am
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Subject: Flan…Felan-e Hameye Shoma! Up your Felon!
Time: 3:55pm
Buhahahahah!
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Subject: Up Your Phelon!
Time: 6:31pm
Yesterday
Subject: A Dish For A Homophobe
Time: 6:55pm
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Subject: Mortshifteh Farahani
Time: 8:54pm
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Subject: Demi-Weiners with High Glycemic Indexes
Time: 8:57pm
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Subject: One’s Turban Color Should Always Match One’s Taxi!
Time: 8:59pm
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Subject: Cholesterol Reduction Strategy
Time: 9:01pm
For every egg yolk, drink a bottle of red wine…
