Subject: “Where is my hairbrush? My eyeliner? My rouge?”
Time: 10:37am

The wounded warrior cried.

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Subject: The New Crew at Hotel Sofitel Manhattan
Time: 10:39am

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Subject: impressive…
Time: 1:04pm

http://blogs.houstonpress.com/artattack/2011/05/farewell_art_lies_and_some_gal.php

Mina: You’re so Mortsy….
Mort: I was so swollen.

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Subject: I thought Dracula was Romanian not Bulgarian!
Time: 3:55pm

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110523/ap_on_re_eu/eu_bulgaria_blood_for_sale

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Subject: Premarital Cybersex Allowed in the IRI
Time: 6:08pm

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Subject: Kurdistan Was Offered to Mort, But He Declined the Offer!
Time: 6:54pm

Mina: Like George Washington, who was offered the kingship of America, but declined because he wanted to go back to his farm. George Mortington.
Mort: Perhaps because George wanted to visit his black mistress….or was that Benjamin Franklin?
Mina: That was Thomas Jefferson.
Mort: You are such an informed princess.

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Subject: Eyeranian Cowboy Gone Wild!
Time: 7:47pm

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Subject: Bestiality Gone Awry: The Prince Kills His Jealous Lover!
Time: 7:52pm

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Subject: Fashion Statement: Falcons Are In This Season
Time: 7:56pm

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Subject: A Deer’s Fascination With The Rifle Proves Disastrous!
Time: 8:00pm

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Subject: Impotent Carpenter Voyeuristically Watches His Wife and Lover
Time: 8:08pm

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Subject: Carrot Juice Impersonating Liquid Soap
Time: 10:08pm