December 31, 2010
Subject: To Denigrate Them Further, the Infidels Use Wine Contaminated Corks to Silence the Believer!
January 3, 2010
Subject: We Say What We Don’t Mean in IRI
Subject: The Identity of an Illiterate Citizen
Yasmine: Did you really identify your self as illiterate?
Mina: Is this evidence of mortstache?
Mort: Not at all. This was a mortstache after being photoshoped by my nephew. The Islamic Republic considered my handlebars “un-Islamic,” hence thinning and “Islamicizing” the mustache, creating wiskers, deaesthetizing the hair and designating Mort as “beesavaad”.
Subject: Stool Softener
Despite being on stool softeners, these stools had firm legs to stand on!