Friday, December 10
Subject: Butter is the Top Authority in Many Frigid Environs
Mina: Yes….fat always floats on top…
Mort: It’s a surviva’!
Subject: Safe Sex
Can one have safe sex with a safety pin?
Mina: My dear, why must you contemplate such ludicrosity?
Mort: Because I am ludicrous!
Subject: Transportation Compromises Curiosity
Mina: If curiosity kills the cat, what does transportation do to it?
Mort: The cat can meet fresh rodents.
Subject: A Horned Jar with Round Spectacles
Subject: Portrait of an Artist with Her Door
Subject: Inkic Sacrifice
Mina: …digital sacrifice..
Subject: An Invoice Using GAAP (Generally Accepted Accounting Principles)
Subject: Finger Abuse in Lit and Zart
Subject: Briefs or Boxers?
Subject: Chicken Soup for Polymortitis
Subject: Mortos Bilingualis
Subject: Mort’s Mistress Caught Red-Booted
Subject: A Multispecialist Cleric
Subject: Brand Loyalty is Skin Deep!
Subject: Bad Graphic Design and Photoshop Skills (Lack Thereof)….
…will delay the arrival of The Messiah.
Subject: Why White People Get Confused of President Obama’s Origin?
Xenophobia confuses beyond the ability to accurately decipher ethnicities and names…this is an example!
Subject: Seduction of a Pretty Horse!
Subject: Futile Sentinel Efforts
Subject: Yasmine & Dorian Gray