Subject: “I dumped the razor for this tower of manhood,” said the golden egg
Mina: …and it crushed me as it approached me from the wrong end…
Mort: Risk Management 101
Subject: Mort’s Strategy to Guarantee Future Business
Mina: …partnering with McDonald’s or Wendy’s?
Mort: Yes, if they are infectious.
Subject: SMort, a cute car, ready for test drive
Subject: Xenophilia Sexualis Better than the Local Option
Subject: Singapore Will Cane You if You Don’t Go to Mecca!
Mina: …if they knew of the state of hygiene there, wouldn’t they cane you for going?
Mort: They “cane”!
Subject: Mort’s Post-It Envy Has Subsided
Mina: 3M has lost its luster?
Mort: Yes, thanks to generic substitution!
Subject: Regulations on Mortuajana Are Resented
Subject: Caught Between An Arab and a Hard Place
Sahar: That is not okay, but I laughed anyway.
Subject: Mort Cocteau, Pablo Mortcasso, Mort Ray And The African Mask
Subject: The Destiny of “Golden Egg”
She fought to keep her love for the razor, then dumped him for the thick Cartier…until the Cartier did a background check and found out the “golden egg” was a mere soup. At the moment, 60% of her solidity has gone down the drain and soon, she will be a non entity!