Subject: Hyper-expertosis Externalia Iranica-Pic #1
Mina: hyper-paranormal paraphernalia…
Mort: Too many horizontaks?
Subject: Hyperexpertosis #2
Subject: Was the Green Movement a Scarecrow?
Mina: yes–a pear-shaped one to boot…
Subject: Mort’s Problem with the Tea Party Movement Aesthetics:
They don’t use Earl Gray nor do they use fine china…
Mina: …but they use bone china which suits their bone-headed constituents…
Subject: “There is No Limit to Sinfulness in Venezuela,” Says Chavez.
Mina: …sin is in the eyes of the beholder…
Mort: Love, don’t know “bone-er china”
Subject: Her Message is Effective, but…
…she looks like such a beeyatch
Mina: …blonde ambition…
Mort: Always shallow?
Subject: All of Mort’s Letters to Karbala Were Returned
Mina: …because he must become a follower of kabballa first!
Subject: Mortcouver #2
Mina: …time to chort…
Mort: Did, today.
Subject: Mortcouver, B.C. (Billions of Chinese), Canadia
Zort has arrived!
Subject: Keith Haring on the Devil’s Bosom
Subject: Mortson Barley Schpiritz
Subject: Fuecjhaven Mortensen Bacharleufsen
Subject: “I know he’s just a razor, but I still love him,” said the golden egg.
Mina: Where’s the goose?
Mort: It’s an egg of a fakhteh
Mina: Fakhteh is a dove
Subject: Charles Renfro Remembered by a Drunk Person!
Subject: Vancouver Encounter: Otofuckoo Sandals Planted by C to Torture Mort
Mina: ….you mean ought-to-fuck-you sandals? how very polite!
Subject: Tourists’ve Got Bonerz!
Mina: ….you mean money equals sex?
Subject: Would Uptown or Midtown Look Less Obscure?
Mina: …just not as enlightened as downtown…
Mort: Don’t let the luminaries fool u, facial or otherwise.