Subject: Don’t Deal with the Shit!
Time: 4:22pm
Anal Skin Swab May Not Detect Drug Resistant Bugs
http://www.medpagetoday.com/InfectiousDisease/ICAAC
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Subject: The Turkey and the Cock Are Reconciling–I am very nonor!
Time: 4:48pm
The Middle East Institute is mediating:
Turkey’s Chance for Reconciliation
Dr. Gonul Tol
Executive Director, Center for Turkish Studies
at the Middle East Institute
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Subject: My Daugher’s Bird
Time: 7:29pm
A surgeon is singing Morgh-e Sahar (Sahar—Mort’s daughter—‘s bird) while operating.
Much credit to Mort!
http://www.iranian.com/main/2010/sep/singing-surgeon
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Subject: A 1940 Iranian Newspaper Ad Endorses Multiple Cocks
Time: 8:15pm
Mina: That’s a typo. Meant to be All Cooks.
Mort: Some typos are mortmade!
Mina: BUWAHAHAHA! Priceless.
Mina: Your chaker, aziz.
Beh donya ta bovad molla o mofti,
Beh roozeh badtar az eenam beeyofti.
Mort: Thanks love,
Your disciple,
mb
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Subject: A clip from an Iranian newspaper in 1940
Time: 8:22pm
…Only if we knew what would rise from this township!
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Subject: An Erotic Ad in an Iranian Newspaper, Circa 1940
Time: 8:31pm
Translation: “when lack of arousal become too painful, take two Gardan tablets…”. Note that she is unhejabbed,
Mina: Do dasteh khanom andar peecheash bood,
Do dasteh bandeh dar maheecheash bood.
Mort: Are your parents aware that you know of such literary delicacies?
Mina: My Pater and Her Highness have been feeding me these literary delicacies. BUWAHAHAHAHA!
On to Hafez!
Mort: As I predicted only 20 seconds ago, before I saw this email!
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Subject: Cyrus’ Cylinder is Phallic!
Time: 8:47pm
The chick in the chador got so aroused after viewing the circumference, length, girth and the shape of Cyrus’ Cylinder. She was delighted that she was the recipient of what Britain had kept away for many years and that now, she could have it. But before “inauguration,” an IRI official had to examine her, using blue vaginal gloves.
This picture made me so upset that I had to use satirico-perversion, a Mortonian defense mechanism, in order to fight off my anger.
