Sorry guys. I have been pretty busy and I got a little bit behind. Here are all the Mort emails from this weekend. – Sahar
Friday, July, 23, 2010
Subject: Human Abuse by Iranian Donkeys
Subject: Mort Goes Green Even in His Use of Ammunition–
Proof that red was not fired–Viva Verd Mort!
Subject: Cute Monarch Before Fat Invaded thE Court!
Subject: Fat Mares the 13 YO Shah & the Iranian Monarchy
Saturday, July, 24, 2010
I just finished this Rioja. The label translates in Persian: “a child in mourning”–go figua’! Weirdness does not let me be even at such late hours of my solitude at Mortopolis. My beeyatch daughters have abandoned me…but I have another bottle!
Mina’s response: Is it a “child in mourning” or “mourning for a child”, like the child Ali Asghar?
Sunday, July, 25, 2010
Subject: Seyyed Al-Dekantar
Sahara, seyyeds wear green turbans.
Subject: De-Turbanized Cleric–kjalq-e ammammeh!
Subject: Discarded headgeat, a kamarbareek is holding the seyyed’s!
Subject: Hojatol-Eslam Dehkantar
Not a seyyed, but still under the cloak.
Cyrus: What wine-growing region is he from?
Subject: Wine & Patriotism
Samira, por favor translatimissiani para tu padre!