Subject: Lilliputian Shah!

Time: 4:21pm

All monarchs should be cute!

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Subject: Dental Hygiene for Rodents

Time: 4:25pm

The brush comes with built-in floss and khelal-dandan!

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Subject: Post-hummus and Posthumous Remains of Al-Qaeda on Junipe

Time: 4:30pm

The forensic elements of chick peas in terrorist crimes!

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Subject: Peamort Throne, Mortars & Pestles

Time: 6:58pm

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Subject: Topinammurt

Time: 7:08pm